Blurb:
When Alysin decided to surprise her boyfriend at work with dinner, the surprise was on her. Since he was going at it with his secretary on the conference table, she packed a bag and called her BFF. Jolie and Alysin had been traveling the country, working as digital nomads for ten years ever since graduation. Taking this as a sign it was time for a new move, they decided to take a cruise, regroup, and make a plan.
Then she meets Mr. Bedroom Eyes. Following her lead, they pretend to be married so that she can rid herself of the guy who started hitting on her before the boat left the dock. Though it was supposed to be a momentary arrangement, he asks her to take it one step farther. Then another and another. The cruise promises to be memorable in every way that matters.
Along the way, Alysin learns that she won't have to fake an orgasm if she's with someone who knows what to do, that not all men suck, but the best ones suck really well, and that sometimes what starts out as something pretend, can fast become something completely real. Will the woman who lives life with no regrets, regret that she made that stupid rule about not exchanging names and contact info?
Then she meets Mr. Bedroom Eyes. Following her lead, they pretend to be married so that she can rid herself of the guy who started hitting on her before the boat left the dock. Though it was supposed to be a momentary arrangement, he asks her to take it one step farther. Then another and another. The cruise promises to be memorable in every way that matters.
Along the way, Alysin learns that she won't have to fake an orgasm if she's with someone who knows what to do, that not all men suck, but the best ones suck really well, and that sometimes what starts out as something pretend, can fast become something completely real. Will the woman who lives life with no regrets, regret that she made that stupid rule about not exchanging names and contact info?
Excerpt:
All over the ship, the party atmosphere had taken hold. The cruise was predominantly made up of
adults, thank god. Nothing will ruin a
good time faster than a crying baby or whiny toddler. Shoot, throw in a child with a full-blown
temper tantrum and I want to put a loaded gun in my mouth. I seem to have managed to escape any hint of
maternal instincts. I have yet to
experience a biological clock scare. I’m
probably more likely to encounter biological warfare on American soil than
suffer from that ailment. Who
knows? Maybe I’ll feel differently in
five or ten years. At the same time, I
seriously hope not.
The aromas of the buffet on the lido deck hit me the minute
I exited the elevator. Then I remembered
that if I planned to enjoy the buffets and maintain my slim size six figure then
I would need to start taking the stairs.
I frowned. Maybe I should take
the mid-morning Pilates class that seemed to be offered daily, or walk the
track. I chuckled. I don’t own a pair of sneakers. Pilates it would be.
After loading a plate with salad, fruit, potato salad, and
some nice southern fried chicken, I found a table by the windows that was
vacant. Setting the plate down on the
granite, I started to pull out my chair when a man came out of nowhere and did it
for me. He wasn’t in uniform. This wasn’t a crewmember being helpful. Nope.
I had already attracted a new douche.
How the hell did they always seem to find me? If this was any indication as to how the rest
of the week was going to go, it was going to feel like a year. I’m not the kind to hibernate in the cabin to
avoid problems. I find a way to make
them go away.
This time would be no different. After he helped me push in the seat, I
spoke. “Thank you.” Then I focused on my food and started eating
my salad. Sometimes, I just can’t get
enough roughage.
“You are welcome, gorgeous.”
He smiled at me, a smile that clearly cost him more than most people
make in six months. “So, do you have a
name?”
I was chewing and didn’t rush that part to answer him. It would be good for him to wait. He needed to be as uncomfortable as he was
making me feel…or would have been making me feel if I wasn’t already worn out
on men at the moment. Leisurely, I
swallowed.
“Yes.” Then I loaded
my fork with another bite and kept on eating.
Clearly, I had flustered him…not enough for him to leave me
alone, mind you, but his soft underbelly was beginning to show. It was all squishy and pink. He laughed it off. “What is it?”
He asked in what was probably his most seductive tone.
“You already guessed it.
Gorgeous. It’s right there on my
birth certificate. Imagine how that
could have gone had I not lived up to the hype.” I looked at him evenly, not even cracking a
smile.
Would you believe he just kept talking, like we were old
friends or soon to be bedroom buddies? That guy couldn’t have pried his way into my room with a crow bar. Nope. My
vagina was closed to him for sure.
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